Gored by a Deer

My bestest girl friend cousin Mindy had a very harrowing experience recently. While valiantly patrolling her yard to protect it from horrible beasts in the night, she was attacked by an evil deer. My bestest girl friend cousin Mindy was gored by a deer antler and had her insides torn open. She had to be rushed to the emergency vet to get 10 stitches! When I lived in the wilderness, I had my fair share of run-ins with deer beasts, but I never got stabbed by them. Mindy and my Uncle Andrew have started an anti-Bambi club. I can't wait to go to Mindy's house and fight that mean buck that hurt my bestest girl friend cousin.

Here are some pictures of Mindy's wound. As a medical update, Mindy has survived the experience in high spirits and managed to pull out her stitches. She is so cool!